If you’re planning on shopping for home goods and kitchen items at your nearest Target, Home Goods, or World Market, think again. Papa Roach just entered the world of kitchen creations, and admittedly, it’s funny as hell.
Yes, it’s true! You don’t have to go to Crate & Barrel to find kitchen and food staples thanks to the band’s “Broken HomeGoods.” Fingers crossed they allow wedding registries. The new collection comes with four pieces for pizza lovers and coffee connoisseurs.
If you’re a true-to-form nu-metalhead and a chef, you might need your own Papa’s Kitchen apron ($29.99), which also reads “Broken HomeGoods Since ’93.” Perhaps you can wear this as you make some delicious chocolate caramel cockroach clusters.
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Of course, a chef is only as good as their pizza cutter, right? The star of the Broken HomeGoods show is definitely the kitchen tool that will allow you to “Cut My Life Into Pizzas!” Sadly, the plastic fork is not included. Say what you will, but Papa Roach are undefeated entrepreneurial meme kings who took a fan parody and made the coolest pizza cutter ($24.99) in existence. Plus, you can even get a bundle if you love the apron and pizza cutter for just $47.
If you’re looking to caffeinate in the most hard rock way, Papa Roach has you covered with their own coffee beans. The Ego Drip 12-ounce beans ($29.99) have hints of blackberry, milk chocolate, and blueberry. Thankfully, no roach essence here!
Of course, you can’t have your French press or pour over in a boring travel mug. Opt for a Papa Roach “Grind These Beans Into Pieces” 16-ounce cup ($39.99). Or, set yourself up for coffee success with the mug/bean bundle for just $59.49.
Whether holiday shopping for yourself or for fellow fans of Infest, Ego Trip, Lovehatetragedy, and more, Papa Roach’s merch store is chock-full of really wild and cool finds.
Screw the blankets and hot cocoa bombs, your friend actually really wants a set of Papa Roach golf balls ($19.99). Plus, they want it gifted in a Papa Roach tote bag featuring Jacoby Shaddix dressed up as Beetlejuice ($19.99). However, the crown jewel of the Papa Roach merch store is, of course, the Carl Roach Plush Toy ($49.99).
Of course, if you’re looking for concert tickets to give to someone this holiday season, you will have to wait. The band just finished their tour with Shinedown and Spiritbox. We are hopeful for new dates in 2024!
While we wait to see them again, we will just hold our pizza cutters close.
