Ok guys, and girls… here is a bit of a low down. We’ll make this one short and simple. There is nothing wrong with dating a girl who swings both ways, if anything, It’S FUCKING AWESOME! Anyhow, there are some pro’s and cons… Here they are:
She’ll watch the game with you.
May enjoy porno as much if not more.
If you are into it, she’ll peg you (freak-o’s).
Can go to the beach and check out girls with you.
May have a stronger sexual libido than you, hence why extra playmates are often invited, if not necessary.
Watching girls kiss rocks.
She might leave you for a girl that is prettier than you, softer, easier to caress.
If she’s a hardcore feminist, be ready to be castrated mentally, and often physically as well.
If she’s a true lesbian, she will not have sex with you.
Now as you can tell, the pros heavily out weight the cons, but one thing is for certain! Do not just go about “falling” for a girl who you know is Lesbian, I can tell you from personal experience that it leads nowhere. It’s just one of those things where you will be left alone, outside of your car, as she’s shoving her tongue down the hot blond you thought you were taking home to run a threesome on. You will, as Zac put it himself, be using your own tears as lubricant. Also, some of the pros only refer to girls who are of a Bi-Sexual nature.
We would like to take this opportunity to thank our resident Lesbian Crystal Snow for all of her most important input. Please do not be offended, remember it’s just radio, and on Bitchslap Radio, nothing is safe, nothing is holy. Except for peoples mom’s when we are done with them… OH!!!! Happy Holidays.